Wanna hear a joke?

So there's this radio contest and the one person calls in.
-Ok, so if u get one of the 2 questions wright u will win a trip 2 Florida; First question, what is it? It has 2 wheels and it doesn't pollute when u take it out 4 a trip
-A bike?
-Very clever, yes, yes, but the real answer is X3 Mountainbike
-Ok second question; what is it, it has 4 wheel and it goes with gas?
-A Ferarri....
-well, yes it is a car, but I was thinking of a Jaguar X...
now the caller gets very pissed of and answers back
- I will ask a question, if u guess it I will give u my car
-ok, ask it
-How do u call a person, who stand on the street waiting for her customers?
- A hoar?
-well, very clever, but I was thinking more of ur mother

umm..sorry 4 the misspelling and grammar, I was a lil in a hurry, cause my mom needed 2 use the computer

Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!

Pretty funny did you come up with it by yourself?..

How about this one I have something round and hard in my pocket and it has a head on it!.........Actually it is a quarter but I like the way you think :)

yes, you have to one up them...thats good. have a star. i haven't heard this one before! i really like it. got any more that i haven't heard? you seem to be on a role.

haha!! funny!!

Hahahaha that was very funny! Thx 4 the joke!

~Kairi

Groan (for the joke)

Even bigger groan (for your spelling)

great comeback lol...

I love it!

i did not get it im to hi hahahaa

Omg !!

BWAHAHA!!!!

that was such a good comeback hahahah

I LOVE THAT JOKE!!

ok..

lol...good for him!!

lol

lolz!!!

i love it!!!!

Wow,I would have fcuked him UP!!I'm sorry,but when it comes to my mom,it's always her sister who is whoring herself out.

OMFG......Ahahahahahahaahah...man I always love ur jokes ahahahah lol....good one i cant stop laughing..once again I LOVE IT :)

Thanks for making my day Scarlet Fever:)

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