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Two nuns are walking through a park when all of a sudden these two guys jump out from the bushes, each guy grabs a nun, throws her to the ground and starts to rape her. The first Nun looks up to heaven and says "Lord Please forgive him for he knows not what he does."
The second Nun looked up and says "Mine does!!"



Two Nuns were riding bicycles down some streets in Paris. First Nun says "I don't believe I have ever come this way before." The second Nun says "It's the cobblestones..."

I have a Nun joke!

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."

The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there."

The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there."

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said...

"Why don't you go to Hell? There aren't any Nuns living there.
ha ha ha good one's
the first one is too funny, but the second one, not even but it's good, make more
wow these are awesomely awful.
lol!!! I like the second the best!!
nice
I liked the first one.
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