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Funny or not ,long but worth it ,well i think so lol? |
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted."Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Johny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Johny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did. Johnny's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Johnny Johnny knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God, This is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Johnny Johnny knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again. LETTER 3: Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday. Johnny Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either. Johnny was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go church. "Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said. Johnny walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary and slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God. LETTER 4: I'VE GOT YOUR MOM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed YOU KNOW WHO oh stop it the wife has enougth washing to do 10/10 THAT IS FUNNY!!! LMAO great Joke ah an old one but still a good one This is really funny!!! heard it before differently with a mafia boy,really good! 10/10 i lyk it!!! especially da last part... go johnny its ur birthday we're going to part like its ur birthday going sip bacardi like its ur birthday lol typical of us ha ha |
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