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A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino. "Do you want it hot or cold?" Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on. A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, "Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?" The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, "Is this it?" "No, " was the reply from the blonde carpenter, "mine had a pencil behind it." Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her she cant come out till she sits in the corner Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She comes out and says she found the corner A blonde says to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt." The brunette says, "Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup." Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK." i did find the corner, thanks LMAO THATS FUNNY Heres mine! Blonde Guy A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor. You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!! ByE bYe No offense! lol! good ones! nice 1 I love it!!!!! I think I have been 2 of those peeps. Brown at Hair, Blonde at Heart |
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