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Last joke for Today!? |
A sixteen-year-old boy drove into the driveway with a new Porsche. His parents gave him the once over. "Where did you get that car?!" He calmly replied, "I bought it." With what? We know what a Porsche costs." With my allowance," said the boy, "this one only cost me twenty bucks."Twenty dollars? Who would sell you a car like that for twenty dollars? That lady up the street,said the boy.I don't know her name, but she saw me ride by on my bike and she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for twenty dollars." Something's wrong here. I'm going to go right up there and see about this,said his father. But when the dad got there, he found the lady calmly planting petunias in her front yard! "Did you sell a car to my son?" "Yes, I did," she replied. "For how much?" Twenty dollars." You did? Really? Why?"...... oh my god that is very clever. I really like the ending about how the car was sold for money for her husband on the island. Very funny. I like your jokes.!!! Funny and Interesting! that sounds like a good thing to do ......i'll keep it in mind...... Ha ha ha I gave you a star for that one. Nice payback!! She was too generous, I would had sold it for only a dollar!!! lol Sounds like the lady planting petunias wasnt gardening with all her tools, if you know what I mean. well done... |
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