The other night they had a street dance and everyone was free to come so I went to meet some girls I hoped . I was dressed in some heavy pants that my mother packed away cause it might be cold and cowboy boots that I brought with me . Im from Arizona . It was about 5 miles from house and didnt have a car or bike so I walked . At about 11 people were dancing and there was great music . ok the thing is I suddenly got exploding diarrea and everything was closed no gas station no place at all . I was desperate and there were lots of people . I raced around looking and lookiing finally I **** my pants . not just a little but a lot . I had to walk all tthe way back to house . When I got back I went in yard of my cousin and took off pants and started washing them with garden hose . Suddenly my Aunt turned on the flood lights and the whole neighborhood could see me . I was so embarassed . I told my Aunt I fell in some dog **** . It worked I guess !
Would have been better to tell your aunt the truth. As you usually have this for a coule of days
sucks to be you man....nope never had that happen....your the first i've ever heard of.
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