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| *Vultures Knob>>>Street Bike |
So, imagine this...? |
...One day you're walking down the street and a midget punches you right in the kidney. Now of course this hurts a lot so you kneel over in pain. So, my question is what is the best type of bike helmet to protect your testicles from the porcupine rolled up into a triangle right below you. And how much would it cost if I paid with pesos while buying it in the Japanese black market? So, factoring in the exchange rate with the Indian Rupee and also considering the instabilities in the heavy metal industries of the Canary Islands.....wow, maybe you should look at buying something produced a little closer to home. Might I suggest the Bedazzled Dangler(patent pending)? This lovely little piece of modern technology is hand woven by a one eyed retired voodoo priestess down in Pensacola FL. She weaves strands of Kevlar and the silk of the little known fur bearing smelt to create a snug little package protector. You can then have them custom pimped to your liking. Another option would to just be mindful of midgets with anger management issues. Good luck what the hell of coarse ummm.....hmmmmm......ummm..... that was way to overly confusing for me to think about i dont know!!!! Made me laugh though!! How did you come up with that!!!!!! wat i dont get it It costs nothing.....don't protect your testicles...just chop them off....problem solved at no expense!!! algebra wasn't my strong suit in school.... |
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