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Heaven Joke?



Three men died and were standing at the Pearly Gates. First goes up to St. Peter and Peter says, I am St. Peter you cannot lie to St. Peter, have you ever cheated on your wife? He says no never. So Peter says very well you may enter. You get a limo and a mansion. Second comes up. Peter says the same thing. The man says, yes, I cheated on my wife 1 time. Peter says very well you may enter. You get a Kia and a house. Third come up. Peter asks him the same thing. He says, yes, I have cheated on my wife, many, many, many, many times. Peter says very well you may enter. You get a bike and an apartment. The second man was driving down the golden streets and saw the third man sitting on the curb looking sad. So he pulls over and asks, why are you sad you got into heaven. Third man says. I saw my wife. She was on roller skates!

That's the best one I've heard all day! LOL! =D
Yes it is.
third time..and still funny...thx
Haha! That was a great twist in the story in the end.
Very good and clever! Thumbs up!
LOVE IT !
hahaha!
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