Why does my dog keep riding my scooter?

My pet dog keeps riding my scooter everywhere. He crashes it and poops on the handbars. Once he even loosened the wheels so that when I got on the scooter, the wheels all rolled away and I fell and broke my arm. What should I do?

He is probably a young doggie and wants to show off. First thing is.. does he have a license to drive? If he does, there is little you can do about it unless you take the keys away and hide them each time.. YOu could try that and maybe the dog will eventually learn to stay away from the scooter

Throw away all your peanut butter

hey relax!! ur dog just wants to have some fun!!
y dont u but a new scooter for urself n just give the old one to ur dog? dont show the new one to him though!!

dont know but that is very strang

Your dog has no thumbs, therefore he can't loosen the wheels, or ride the scooter. I have an inkling it's your kid brother that keeps doing it!

like a dog can do ALL that!! BUT if he DID then just keep it away from him then he cant do all that umm,,, stuff.

I think your dog is a little jealous of your toy. Either that or he's seen one to many Evel Keneval stunts. Seriously, I would put the scooter away (up high) when not using it. I would NOT want to have to touch the handlebars after my dog pooped on them.

It seems that the dog is not having fun in the house ...

really? strange isn't it, wow !]
by the way i like your dog

Your dog sabotaged your scooter? Wow...

use him to get on TV
advertise the dog who rides a scooter and make money off of him.

dogs just wanna have fun dont worry he will grow it off someday.

That dog looks a lot like your younger brother, doesn't he?

video tape him and send it in to AFHV.