Advice please..last night i was a little excited,coming hard and fast?

round the corner on my motorised scooter,when my next door neighbours ferret fell off the handle bars and straight under the wheel.Although i had made sure he was wearing a safety helmet and knee guards the poor little thing didnt make it through the night.Im not sure what to do as i hadnt asked permission to take Mr.Ferret out joy riding and the women next door is a little on the butch side.What would you do?

ok i think a bit of sense is needed here. why not sneak the ferret back into the cage next door and scatter a few bags of different drugs inside the cage and also put a bit of white powder around the ferrets nose. even though the ferret is as flat as a pancake ur butch neighbour wont notice because she`ll be so freaked out thinking the ferret was a hard partying drug addict. i`m really sorry about the ferret though. i had exactly the same thing happen to me....there`s a girl that lives next door to me and she has this big beaver, i used to take her beaver for a ride everynight but just like u the beaver fell off and ended up as flat as a sheet of glass, anyway i sneaked it back and i did the old drug addict routine as described above. it worked like a charm. the story has a happy ending though, she got a new beaver though i must say this one looks odd and is a fashion freak. one week it is as hairy as a woolley mammoth, the next week it will be as bald as a coot but i`m pleased to say it loves a good ride. i hope this helps ur sad plight. i wish u good luck

Offer to be her slave for all eternity.

replace it w/ another one that looks the same.

cool...buy her a new ferret...they all look and smell the same so she won't notice...if she is butch i wouldn't mention the bit about coming hard though...lol

buy another ferrett that looks just like mr. ferret and try to pass him off.

if that doesn't work claim absolutely insanity (afterall you did go joyriding with a ferrett on a scooter) and say you have no knowledge of the so called ferret manslaughter.

In the meantime, take driving lessons and never ever take a pet on a scooter.

get her another one fast

Remove the safety helmet and knee pads and place him just behind the wheel of your next door neighbours car, they will never know it was you...

buy another

Back on your scooter, get so excited you don't know whether you are coming or going and travel back through time. Then go through the whole of yesterday evening again but this time make sure the woman next door joins in.

Glue it back together and put it back in the neighbour's front garden. They will never notice the difference. Use a rucksack next time.

RUN FOREST RUN!!!!!

Just get another Mr.Ferret.

i would tell her nothing i would just avoid her for the rest of my life

ooo i've done that, they're not very hardy are they ferrets?

Deny everything! learn from this lesson Ferrets, Scooters, Girls with a great sense of humour, Accident waiting to happen!

hide.----- or tell he you saw aliens outside last night and they looked like they were holding an ferret in there hands.

if she is on the butch side that means she will melt like a little girl...... i would just use my charms on her and i am sure she will soon forget all about mr ferret. listening to her groaning at my touch, feeling her trembling, first with grief, then with pleasure as i run my hands through her short trimmed hair. telling her how much i have wanted an excuse to touch her....

thats what id do, you may have other ideas....

it will all be fine! dont worry

Why on earth did you take a ferret on a bike?

DO NOT buy another ferret, she will know. When you have a pet and it dies, and someone replaces it, you will know - unless it鈥檚 a gold fish...

What would I do? I wouldn鈥檛 take a ferret - or any pet - on a joy ride in the first place!

I'm sorry, but that is animal cruelty. Unless the animal is 100% safe then this is not ok!!!!!