How do I open a can of tomato soup?

I recently went down to the local waterhole and my pal Doug, a native of Idaho, was informing on a new item that can be purchased at a Grocery store. The item was tomato soup, he talked about how good it was and how if it was a girl he would marry it. He also stated that everything he has is better than mine. So I jumped on my scooter and headed to the grocery store. When I got there I saw Doug there rubbing a bottle of Relish. I then bought and brought home. I then wanted to eat it but did not know how. SO SOMEONE HELP I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HELP! Thanks

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can opener

or maybe you can just keep hitting it with something until it breaks open. then you can lick everything up. thats the fun way.

use a tin opener

with a can opener

use a can opener

Are you serious?

A can opener....duh.

where are you from?????
use can opener.
you can buy at local dollar store.

yes you certainly do, need help that is

I think you should ask Doug. he seems like a brilliant man and a very informative friend LOL

okay, there's this thing called a can opener. you might want to try that.
also, if you're friend seriously says his stuff is better than yours and it bothers you, then tell him, then i he don't stop he's not a for real friend. either way you're strang in a good funny way. haha. funny question.

try using a can opener, if not, use a kife and hammer. And I do not no how to eat relish.

Hi my name is Doug. I like relish and tennis balls. Is my bus here yet? I have my helmet on and I'm ready.

So is it safe to say that Doug was 'relishing' the relish? ;)

You shouldn't open the tomato soup! Would you try to open something you wanted to marry to get it's insides out?! That's horrifying! No wonder no one has ever told you about tomato soup until recently. They knew you'd just abuse it.

Squeeze it very tightly between your two operating brain cells and, in about twenty or thirty years..... it may open (the can will be MUCH weaker by then) !!!

Hold it in your right hand. Fully extend your right arm to the right so that it is parallel with floor. Then in one quick forceful motion, bend your arm at the elbow until the can impacts your head.