Would a british person trade a used (old) MINI for a good Lambretta and Vespa (220cc) scooters?

i want a MINI 1000cc/1274cc badly, it can be a Leyland or Austin, a Clubman, saloon or estate, makes no difference. Are vintage scooters a good trade? or would it not be? i have a Lambretta, garage stored and a suped up late 70's Vespa I would trade for a MINI.

No. The British are famous for not trading minis for Vespas and Lambrettas.