In a few sentences, describe a fantasy that you'd love to live....?

BUT, your fantasy must include 2 of the following items, and 2 of the following people:

Items- apple, hula-hoop, cork screw, yogurt, a Dan Brown novel, pecan shells, magik marker, usb hub, poker chips, ice cream cake, cheese, safety cone, AA batteries, electric scooter

People- Michale Jordon, Dick Cheney, Vladimir Putin, Tiger Woods, Bill Maher, Mike Malloy, Thom Hartman, Anderson Cooper, Tupac, Ghostface Killa', The Terminator, Batman, Jessica Alba, Agelina Jolie, Al Pachino, Lee Harvey Oswald, Daffey Duck, Screech, Tim Allen, Oprah

DO IT!

Id love to have a three way with Angelina Jolie and Batman on a carribean island laying on the beach we would ride there on electric scooters to the beach and stop on teh way to pick up a ice cream cake which we would eat off each other.

One day, my good buddy Screech and I were hanging out. We were eating cheese and he was whining about not being able to find work. (We called it a Whine and Cheese party). Anderson Cooper came over and got so drunk that he passed out right on my usb hub. Screech and I drew smiley faces on his privates with a magic marker, using poker chips for eyes, pecan shells for the mouth and filling in the little circles with yogurt. Then covered it all up with a safety cone and put an apple in his mouth. We were going to take pictures of him and email them to Jessica Alba, but my camera's batteries died and I had no AA batteries to replace them with.

Once we were bored with that, Screech decided to call and profess his love for Angelina Jolie, but she told him that if she was going to break up with Brad Pitt, it would only be for someone hotter like Dick Cheney. But she did admire his ability to hula hoop and said she'd send him an electric scooter with a picture of Daffy Duck on it.

The doorbell rang and it was Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan with some ice cream cake and a bottle of champagne. We ate the cake, but no one had a corkscrew so we couldn't drink the champagne. Just as well, though. It was definitely time for me to get some shut eye. After all, my boss was like the Terminator when I show up late for work.

Traveling the world without any worries about anything. No cell phone, no nothin'. I'd always have an apple with me in case I got hungry. I'd like to travel with the Terminator for protection and Daffy Duck for comic relief. I'd bring poker chips and a deck of cards in case we got bored.

Angelina Jolie and ice cream cake, but a night with candle light and some wine is also fine with her..........

My fantasy would involve a magik marker and gobs of yogurt while on an island with Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie....of course...we'd all be naked!

Ok, that's an interesting one.

Let's see, I would like to...

Open a reasturant some day, my top selling item would be ice cream cake. Tim Allen would be a regular and I would mark off his reserved booth with safety cones. It would become so popular that Anderson Cooper would come do a news story about the reasturant. Then He, I and Tim Allen would all become good friends.