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A bike ride joke? |
2 friends are on a motorcycle ride. they hit a small bump on the road and the guy on the back says hey amigo i think we just hit a cat --why you think we just hit a cat cause it went meeeoooww. alittle while down the road they hit another bump a little bit bigger and the one on the back says hey amigo you just hit a cow ---again why do you think we hit a cow---he said mooooo. all of a sudden they a big bump the one on the back you just hit a man from california---why you think we just hit a guy from california--- he said you son of beaches ...whew...pretty dry... A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!" Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts." Hmmmm...don't quit your day job. "Keep yer day job!" ha ha, i laughed good 1 BAD JOKE! hahahahahhahahhahahahahahahaha... funny |
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