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Mick and Joe, were walking down a country road when the met a young lady struggling with a bike. "Are you right there?" says Mick to her. "My tyre is punctured", says the girl,"I'd be really grateful for some help." Mick turns to Joe. "You go on ahead there, I'll help the lady with her bike", he says, winking. "Right so" says Joe, winking back, and walks away down the road.

About twenty minutes later Joe hears a noise behind him, turns to see Mick on the bike, pedalling furious to catch up with him. "What are you doing with the bike?" says Joe. "Well", says Mike, "I helped your one fix the tyre and when we were done she lies back, takes off her knickers, and said that I could have anything I wanted. So I grabbed the bike."

"You cute hoor", says Joe,"Those knickers probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway!"

begorah me lad gets 10/10
a 10...yes indeed really funny......:-)
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Good Keep it up
thank you thank you! that was soooo freakin funny! but i have to ask, where are you from????
ROFL.. well.. i did like this joke aot.. thanx

cant stop laughing.. hahaha
pri ;)
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