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There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on
his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said,
''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, 鈥樷€榥ice horse you got their sir,
did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

the little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put
the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

ooooooooooo. burn.

that was funny!!

nice.
OMG, that's so funny!
lmao....
I've heard it before, but its not bad. 7/10
Where in the world do children need a licence plate on a bike?

As for your comment, Hey - I did realise it was a joke, it's just I prefer my humour to be a little cleverer perhaps. Thanks for pointing it out to me though.
LOL omg....id like to see what would happen to that kid...thats a joke worth telling
thats the funnyist thing i heard all night
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