Is this fair? I got my bike out this morning to take my puppy (Tuppence) for a walk and the road was full of?

cars. Surely this is not right? Why cant car drivers only use there cars in the evenings after say 10pm? That way people could use there bikes all day and my little Shih Tzu could get all the exercise in the world?
Come my friends and join with me
Lets stand together for liberty.

Cyclists I would extradite the lot of you to some war zone

really? the road was full of cars? gosh, what do those car drivers think ... that the roads were made for them ...

Cyclists annoy me, they cycle up one way roads the wrong way, then blame the pedestrians for stepping out in front of them. They cycle on paths, and make you move out of the way. And they believe that because they are not using a car - they are better than everyone.

And why are you cycleing and making your poor dog run beside you? you could atleast get off and walk with the dog!

I don't think people should use cars at all.

I think we should all walk to where we are going, or cycle, or use wooden trailors pulled by horses. We should get rid of roads and plant grass and trees, and make walkways etc out of stone.

Electricity should be reserved for hospitals and other important places. And we should all keep animals and let our pets and children run wild.

But people are too greedy and lazy - so there you go.

Take your doggy to a park.

I'm still amazed at the number of people who take your satirical questions seriously. Are they suffering from mallard affliction?

You know, the disease that strikes those who pretend they're mallards for five minutes each day?

Am I going to start a panic now?

Dear mallard, you're so
groovy. You're made of
stone and the pigeons think
you're a loo. Poor mallard, can
someone clean you?

Poetry corner here every day at noon, kiddies.

How very dare these motorists be on the road! You would think that they paid Road Taxes or something.... Poor little Tuppence. It makes my blood boil at the very thought of being thwarted by cars. I shall have to go and lie down and calm down after hearing this news. I`m gone!!!

cycling whilst walking your dog could be construed as not being in full and proper control of the bike - get off and walk the dog seperately you lazy bugger.

I get walked by my master while he rides his bike. But at least he has the sense to do it round the park or even better the woods.

I know this is a joke - but there is that little thing that is charged at astronomical rates in this country - CAR TAX!

You could always carry Tuppence like Paris Hilton or Britney do

I know, I know its disgraceful. I think the world would be better if we all cycled

We can't drive after 10pm, we are all drunk by then.

This is for you:

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Aws - tuppence - give him a kiss on the head for me :)

We all must make sacrifices. Including the dogs.

ok I'm reporting you to the rspca there is no way a shitszu pup can keep up with a bike

i'll stand with you-bas*ard cars-roads for dogs always.

nah...i enjoy polluting the earth, and drive my car daily.