kay same thing try to get the best story!
just finish my story and whoevers is the best/funniest/scariest watever theme i chose gets the 10 points!
this is totally made up my the one and only me.
the rules are no copying anyone elses answer!
if you do you dont win the 10 points.
kay on your marks gets set go!
"lucky the leprachon was riding his bike down charms road.
3 demon kids were on his tale with spoons and milk.
he couldnt let them take his cereal again.
it was a game of luck, trix and charms.
he threw his sticky marshmellow and said "youll never get me ceral!"
the marshmellow had stuck to one demons bike and got him stuck right at flake street.
lucky laughed and threw forks at the 2 other demons.
he missed both times.
lucky growled.
he dropped his bike and started running he ran to his friend notsolucky's house and stole his car lucky thought that notsolucky really lived up to his name.
he finnaly threw his most powerful weapon THE BOWL."
what will happen next? you tell me! A huge rainbow & many 4 leaved clovers jumped out of the bowl with glee & zapped the demons ~ turning them into flakes of the leprechauns cereal.....Sadly he couldn't eat anymore though coz he realized too late that he thrown his BOWL & it had cracked & broken with the force. So he went hungry & people say that to this day, they see a skinny little leprechaun ghost wandering the streets, looking for his BOWL. I just wanna say, that question you asked about Wal-Mart and having fun in it. I loved it so much, I've coppied it and kept it on my computer. Thanks.
Here it is again, I think this is going to be the longest answer EVER!!!:
Bored @ wallmart? try these tricks!?
As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.
Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
Play with the automatic doors.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
"Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
Take bets on the battle from above.
Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.
Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.
Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.
When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!" The 2 demon kids caught the bowl. Which still had most of the cereal in it as they were experts at catching......added the milk and happily ate the cereal with their spoons.
Lucky realised he was actually notsolucky....
The End He realizes he forgot to pull the pin from the bowl, so it didn't explode and the children continued chasing him. Meanwhile, Notsolucky enters the lottery, and gets the 100 million dollar ticket!!!! Unfortunately, he is mauled by a bear soon after walking out of the shop and loses the ticket. after throwing the bowl...
One of the demons, was knocked off..
so sad of what has happend the two other demons wanted revenge and created the most powerful..mistycle...Unbelievable FART
the next day the two demons went out and chased Lucky around town...
"Relase the GAS!" cried demon #1....
"Demon number to powered it up and FARTEd soo loud....."
"what the...why is he still living?" said demon #2
"Owch" cried notsolucky.. "someone stall my car so i had to go walking...and now i have been zapped by this horific smell."
rofl....was that good? |
