What can i write for my nephews 18th birthday today???

i have looked all over the internet and i cant find anything good enough he's into trucks, cars and he has a quad bike..anyone??????

What can I but one
so grown up
If I had the money
A car or truck.

Sorry that I haven't
the wad
So here's some T cut
to polish your quad.

He'll be too drunk to take notice so just write anything.

Write something funny and from the heart. Or just give him a bottle of vodka, he'll like either one!

18 is a special,
so please dear Nephew,
No road rage !

As you love your 4 wheels so,
watch the dust settle as you drive off slow,
Wheels a screaching dust every where,
You're 18 now so do take care.

It's great to see you enjoy your life,
plenty of great years ahead for you too,

Have a smashing time, lucky ole you..