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Do you have any funny motorcycle stories? |
Like these - I had a regular customer. Every time he got a tune up, he asked for his old spark plugs. One day I asked him, "What do you do with all your old plugs?" He said, "Before I go for a ride, I put some in my pocket. Whenever some jerk cuts me off, I throw a spark plug at their car. They make nice dents!" LOL Here's another - I was doing an inspection on this guys bike. He was a short guy in his late 60's. I saw a bicycle hand grip, on a lever, next to his seat. I asked him, "What's that? A parking brake?" He pushed me aside, grabbed the hand grip and pulled a 2 foot long piece of pipe out of a leather sheath. While waving the pipe over his head, he said, "Whenever some a-- hole cuts me off, I smash their car with this!" LOL I had a friend that bought a Husqvarna dirt bike. He found out the hard way that the engine could run backwards. When the bike was new, he was going to show me a wheelie. He fired it up, and it suddenly sputtered and backfired, and then kicked in. He revved it up, leaned forward in anticipation of the Gs, and dumped the clutch. The bike shot back between his legs and he went over the 'bars. I was blowing snot bubbles trying to keep from laughing.Well, my motorcycle nickname is "Sorbut" ie: sore butt. You take the story from there. We are getting a Mustang seat soon. My neighbor was riding a british bike and mistook the clutch for the brake right before entering a tight corner. Made it through but had to change his pants when he got home. I threw a beer bottle out of the window once and hit a biker in the head and he fell off. But lucky for me he fell off cause' what if he had gotten my VIN # Humm.. This one time I saw this motorcycle that was bright pink and lime green and had a sissy engine on it and it was purty funny I must saw.. looked like something a queer would drive.. oooh I got one!!! My friend almost died once when he got sucked under an 18 wheeler!!! whoooo that ones a hoot! Motorcycles are for smarties!!! My friend included! |
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