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Sex with teacher?



I am 17 and told my dad that I had sex with my teacher. He said he was proud of me and told me that I'm a man now. My dad bought me a beer today and wants to buy me a mountain bike tomorrow. He said he wanted to see me ride it while he takes a picture of me on it. How do I tell him that I can't ride the bike without hurting his feelings? Should I just tell him the truth about my butt still being sore? How do I tell him without offending him?

lol i know, i cant believe people are giving serious replies
you should probably say your butt still hurts but if you don't wanna say that just put some ice on your butt before you ride it to numb it for a while
You not riding a bike isn't the problem. You having sex with a teacher is illegal. Your dad giving alcohol to a minor is illegal. And the fact that you're dad encourages you shows that you guys have issues. My advise? Professional help.
Are you out of your mind? Your teacher and your father could get into some serious legal trouble because of your lack of common sense.
. . . . . LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my goodness oh my goodness!!!!! u know he thinks u slept with ur FEMALE teacher right??????

or did u tell him....."um....dad......my teacher is a man......"

cause I'm assuming that's why ur b.utt is sore??? unless she is one of those females that likes pushing fingers up there.

if u don't want him to know u gonna have to bite through the pain and ride that bike!!!!!!!

ur teacher is a man right???
hold up. Are you a guy? Was the teacher a guy? Please clear this up. Break up the realationship with the teacher. NO goood will come of it.
you know i was going to give you props for hitting your teacher until you said something about you a*ss being sore.....that's just wrong and i'm sure you didn't tell you're father THAT did you you little freak? if you're going to tell it, then tell it all......not just the parts that are going to get you pats on the back. when he finds out you took it up the a*ss he's going to give you what you deserve
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