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Harley Humor, Anyone?


Big Momma tells Her Old Man to park their silver 2007
Street Bob while she cools the monkey-butt at a sidewalk
cafe table in Music City. She's got Southern Comfort shot
in-hand when lemon yellow 2003 Stella-pushing owner puts his doughnut tires at nearest table for a menu. Just then two Suzuki DR650SE motor down the street. The scooter pusher was heard to mutter, "Jap scrap." Her big Harley smile froze when same expression was voiced again as a pair of 2007
Heritage Softail's with loud pipes followed. Once noise died away Big Momma leaned over and groused, "I can't believe you just called Harley-Davidson, 'Jap Scrap'."
Big Momma saw scooter eyeballs look her over toes to **** before the reply was recieved. "Don't believe it," the Italian Putt-Putt laughed, "What I said was, "Dat's crap."

So, question is, can H/D take the 'cure-all' they dish out?

i dont get it

If and when it's necessary...!

good one.....excellent....guess they can
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones

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