3 men die and go to heaven...?

When they get to the pearly gates they are met by St. Peter.
He says. "Before you can enter I have a question for each of you"
To the 1st man he asks, "You have been married for 20 years. In all those years have you ever been unfaithful to your wife?"
The man looks embarrassed but says, "Yes sadly I have been unfaithful to my wife 10 times in the past 20 years."
"Thanks for being honest" says St P, "Enter into Heaven and find a form of transport to get about.
So the 1st man enters and finds a push bike and cycles off.
St. Peter asks the 2nd man the same question.
"Sadly I have been unfaithful to my wife 5 times in 20 years."
Again St. P says thanks for being honest and tells him to find some transport to get about heaven.
The 2nd man finds himself a motor scooter and rides off.
Again St. Peter asks the 3 man the same question.
"Never!" said the man, "I have never been unfaithful in 20 years to my wife."
So St. Peter (who is really pleased) tells the man to find some transport to.....

get about heaven. He finds a beautiful white Rolls Royce. He gets in and drives off.

About 30 minutes later the man on the push bike sees the the man with the Rolls Royce standing outside his car crying.
"Whats wrong mate?" He asks, "You've never been unfaithful to your wife and you have a beautiful Rolls Royce."
"I know" said the man "But I've just seen my wife go past on a skateboard."

hahahahha omg that is hilarious


Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: "don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Im sorry I dont really get that?

very very funny lol

ha ha this joke is too funny...I can't wait to share it with my boyfriend! He will love it...

Funny stuff, have a star!

yea that is a good one

I liked it keep'em coming rambo

Oh that is sad. Poor guy!

Lol. Heard it a million times, but I laugh every time. Thanks for posting.
Eden

Lol!

How many time she was unfaithful to her husband, eh, any guess?

:D

lol thats funny. i skateboard to

lol

Aw that poor man!
xxxx

hahahahaha brilliant

lol

thats kinda funny

good one