Mad new law's to be passed!?

1)Sleep,9hrs.
2)Car's will be got rid of.replaced with mobility scooters.NO SPEED LIMITS.
3)Kisses and cuddles,can't start a day with out it. it's a must.
4)tie's and suit's are outlawed.
5)national denim day.
6)Drinking at lunch time,at least two,(happy work force)
7)monday no work day.
8)happy pill for everyone how is feeling sad.
9)Keep the men happy,saturday men's day.
10)"choclate anytime!"shhh lady's 9 was a camoflarge,just keep them happy,ok yea!
11)diet's outlawed,NO UNHAPPY PEOPLE!
12)NEW National Anthem Radio ga ga, (QUEEN) haha!
13)No more flying,boat travel only.bird's it's A Natural thing.not for people....

OK Take a holiday,our goverment is in recess.

would you vote the mad one's in?

saturday mens night? what happened to the ladys night?
hehe

okay what the heck is the question

sounds exciting..but wouldnt that be a dictatorship in a way if we HAVE To do certain things??

sound good to me
what about national gas passing day?
in my country we have the mass gas pass festival
we need a judge for the most pungent aroma contest
are you interested?

go away.

The chocolate one gets my vote!

Where is the need of formalising the provisions when people are voluntarily acting upon it. In fact, if such lawe were to be passed there would be vehement protests against them as signs of intnrferece in personal liberties and some people ,may actually break these laws...and God forbid the society will become lawless(Some pessiists say it would be a better society!)

No- everyone would become fat and lazy

Number 9 sounds good to me. Number 7 sounds good too. But the rest are really as u said "MAD LAWS."

No. 9 is ok the rest as you say are? one flew over the cuckoos' nest.

OK I guess

It would be a better world run for election I would vote for you..

Hooray! Lets get started. I'm on.

I would vote for a party with those policys

they're better than the ones we have now

no 3 would be no good for people who live alone.
rest brill i would definitely vote for you

We,, You got my vote with those laws!!!