Men are like... joks!?

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicaped

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're not always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Very funny lol!!! I bet the men are not liking this joke!!!!

The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu. He says, being a smart ***, "I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a match in size for my own."
The waitress replied, "In that case, sir, perhaps you should be looking at the children's menu."

Hahahahahaha! I liked that one! Hahahaha!

I like them all lol lol hahahahahaha

hahahaahaha funny...yet true lol

hahahahahaha i love it...its soooo true!!!

lol i like the mini skirt and high heels one that made me laugh

lol!! gud ones!!

lol!

lmao....those r so ture

lmao at the last one. its funny.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
not all men suffer from premature eject

Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
I knew it, You'd laugh imagine the size of the head.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
that is why you want to store a lot?

Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicaped
now i know why women drives around parking lots several times.

Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
everybody was wandering about the trickle in the copiers

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
not enough lava lamp for the dark room?

Men are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
that's not a teller machine is an slot machine..

Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
I like you attitud, I am an stud

Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're not always hot, and they're always in your hair.
then use the blow dryer.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs
without the push and pulling ,there is not pleasure.
I love You too...bye.