Ladies what do you think?

Men are like...Floor tile.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.
Men are like..Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like..Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like..Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like..Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like..Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like..High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like..Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like..Mini skirts.
you're not careful, they'll creep up your leg

ha ha soo true.

haha that is true x

please help my friend:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
^ parents: would you let a 14 year old daughter date a 17 year old?

are you psychic or somethin' cuz you must can read my mind. everything you said was true.

Men are like...Snowflakes
You never know when they're coming, how long they'll last or how many inches you're going to get!

Amen x

Funny.

That pretty much sums up everything I know about the illusive creature known as 'Man'.

Yet, it's all true.

a bit sexist but hilarious

haha, that is really funny :)

Very good!

Women are like mega sour warheads.
Sour at first, but when you get to the inner layers they're sweet.

Men are like..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

LoL

True for most men yes..............but you obviously haven't found THE ONE....hopefully you will x

Cute

Most of its true

Too true!

Tehe!!!

LOL


But...I still love them;-)

love it lmao :)

lol funny


1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they
are.
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .....Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds ... . They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.