For the girls.....what us men are really like?

Men are like placemats.

They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bike helmets.

They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like government bonds.

They take so long to mature.

Men are like parking spots.

The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Men are like copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like lava lamps.

Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like bank accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like high heels.

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like curling irons.

They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like parking spots.

The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

LMAO

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lol, that was your joke not mine! i just wrote it again coz it was so funny :) Report It

LOL....x

star, honey *

lol.funny.

LOL Love it!!

The last line makes me Tingle!!

LOL yeah? thats y i'm Bi so when u "men" make mad i can turn to my "gf's"

always available

....um......

Are you stoned?

w0w!! that was good, and true!! i shall show my penguin buddies boys this one. ahahahaha

LOL, yes,correct!

Very true.. lol

Haven't seen those before but seen these two:

Both take up too much space on the bed
Both fart shamelessly


haha

funny & oh so true

lol..

lmao. that was perfect : ]

very funny x

wow lol but true

So TRUE

The fourth one,eighth one,the eighteenth one and the twentieth one.No offense intended anywhere.Very funny.All the good ones are always taken.=]

heard it before but it's still funny anyhoo =)

wow true lol

well you're a nob, that's for sure

Who's side are you on pal anyway ?

haha yeah...

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
so funny,and SO true!!!
a star for u ,dude!!!






btw,luv ur hair!