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Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Hahaha they are so funny :p You're incredibly ugly. Awesome! LOL yes good things come with a lot of heart ache Hi, LOL this is so good! I believe men are like these on a few things! Thanks for the laugh! Lx I really like your poems. I can't think of anything that rhymes with poems. Please write more.:) Alan's blind Loving a man is like a pack of cards You need a HEART to love him A DIAMOND to marry him A CLUB to smash his f**king head in And a SPADE to bury the b***ard. |
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