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Whats brown and sticky? A stick Why did the kid fall off his bike? Cuz his mum threw a fridge at him Why did the plane crash into the building? Because the pilot was a piece of bread Whats better than winning gold in the paralympics? Having legs What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas? Leukaemia (For all the Aussies out there cuz I dont think Americans will get it) What do you call 20 Aborigines in the back of a truck? Clean Up Australia Day. Post your own jokes and best one gets 10 points A Blonde's Year in Review: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....b... won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! hahahahah omg im laughing so so much..!!!!! what does a blonde do after photocopying a paper?? checks for spelling mistakes. After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" the cop asked. "Yes, I did. How did you know?" the golfer asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded, "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb." ronald reagan and elezabith taylor are in a bed room. reagan said "whole england is in my hands" taylor reply "whole amercia is in my hole". |
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