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Is this joke funny? Rate it for me from 1(bad) to 10(awesome)?



A mother is teaching her kid how to ride a bike. She runs behind him, holding the seat. He's doing well, but the phone rings inside the house, and the mother must go answer it.

The kid, wanting to surprise his mom, tries to ride the bike by himself. He starts off fine, but gets nervous as a car approaches very fast. He falls off of the bike, and the speeding car runs over his hands, severing them from his arms.

The kid, not wanting to disappoint his mother, manages to get back on the bike and start riding just as she returns from the house. He looks over to his mom, waving his arms in the air... "Look Mom! No hands!"

LOL .... 10 ... it was a "clean" joke that I can share with my nephews ... LOVED IT!!!2
Boooooo! I give it a solid 3.
0.5
1
Sorry sweetie, gotta give that one a "1". I'll give you an "8" for effort though. :)
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