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Why are women so lame and easy to lay?



how do i sort this mess out?
i have a wife with 6 kids, i don't give a **** about any of them. she is fat, ugly and has an underarm BO problem. she has this bizarre idea that women have the right to work, she is right of course as long as it is in the kitchen cooking and cleaning the crap off the kids. and making sure my beer and dinner are on the table when i get home from work.
i also have a g/f with 2 kids, again i couldn't give a **** about them, she is just a bike, she likes to be dominated and like all women, needs to know her place and be dominated by a real man. she is just ****, but can i help it that i am gorgeous and irristable.
i'm also ****ing my gf's freind, she's a good ****, but thats it, kinda looks like she should be living under a bridge, last week she started whining,i told her to shut the **** up until i give her permission to speak, and left her in the car park to walk home with the shopping. how do i dump them all, so i can start ****ing my boss's daughter?

You're still a virgin, admit it.
You couldn't even get your own hand to phuck you.direct them to this question.....you dont have to say anything...this is a clear character definition
sounds like a shaggy dog's story
Wow, you're sweet. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that one of them shoots your pecker off. Good luck!
You have some issues. I hope your penis falls off.
You are not for real......are you? Please tell me you are not and that in a fit of what can I do to amuse myself now made up this question? PLEASE tell me I am warm at least?
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