Joke.........is it starworthy?

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d*ck underneath the horse, instead of on top.

DEFINATELY GOOD!

ha ha ha ha ..hilarious

Not so much. A little kids Christmas morning ruined and cussing to a cop? All the fun was gone at the end.

Oh B.S.
That was the BEST JOKE I've heard all day, screw the XMAS crap, that was indeed a good joke!

I liked it. I'll give you 10 pionts.

Great joke. Definately star material.

ahahah! fell off my chair!!

hahahaha

Definitely starworthy , thanks .

that is funny 1 star for you!

Ha ha ha ha!!! ROFL!!!
This joke is excellent!!! xD

Just keep 'em comin', girl! ;)

Here's a star! *

WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! I could shower you with stars for this one Sweetie鈥?truly awesome!!!

So lil Johnnie got a bike for Christmas.....

ROTFLMHineyO!!!!

:)

oh, that's a good one

Hahaha awesome! Best joke I have heard in a while, loved it
starred!

Holy crap this was amazing!!!!!!

strange plack for a diick on thop that is

oh yeah definitely!1!!
i gave you one cuz u deserve it

i hate law enforcement lol