Mountain bike
*Vultures Knob>>>Kids Bike

Do you like jokes? check this out..?


On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

star if funny

thats soo amusing!!!
best joke i have ever heard.

wow..

its a good one although i have heard it be4.ill give you a star.lol

Haha. I will star.

hahahaha

OMG i would kill that kid

lol that was the funniest thing i have ever heard

ahahahah thats so funny :)

he may not have a tail light...but he sure got balls!!!! lol

(smile) that was rude but funny:)

Hahahahhahaha...that's a good one....

Excellent lmao...starred.

Tags
Exercise Bike Stationary Bike Recumbent Bike Bmx Bike Kids Bike Schwinn Bike Cruiser Bike Road Bike Folding Bike Mountain Bike
Related information
  • Do Kids Get To Be Kids These Days???

    I have to agree. We're so busy now trying to develop advanced maths skills, early reading, and having babies sign every need to us that we're forgetting about the important parts of chil...

  • What is the make and model of this dirt bike?

    The only bike that I can think of would be the Rokon. Bike has been around for a long time. I remember seeing them back in the mid 70's. One reason for the big tires front and rear is the t...

  • Do you ever want to lounge around in bike shorts ?

    Not me thank you ! You look too fat to wear shorts !

    ...
  • How many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    LMSUIAO I wanna play swings

    ...
  • Frugal Summer FUN for Kids?

    It sounds like you are doing a lot already. You are spending a lot of time with them, and that is #1. Kids can quite often just make their own fun. Let them play in the back yard, or at the local p...

  • PUG DOG ran away..?

    I gave this same answer yesterday-- Start knocking on doors!!! Someone probably saw your dog and took him in thinking it was a stray. It's theirs if you don't go looking around!!

    ...
  • Weird Poll!?

    1) beauty and the beast (touching) 2) the corner store 3) you mean besides Britteny? Lindsey Lohan!! 4) Randy Jackson presents: America's best dance crew 5) bright green or dark blue 6) s...

  • What 80's movie is this I am thinking of.?

    Back to the Future.

    ...
  •  

    Bike Categories--Copyright/IP Policy--Contact Webmaster