Yo' Aunt Maybelline prob'ly wear a butt anyway, so forget it 'den. I'll reach through this phone, stick a piece 'a duct tape to yo' *** and rip it off. I used to be a drill sargeant . . . . You step one foot in my office and I'll make you drop and do 100 pushups. I'll urinize in yo' gas tank. I'll "pilferize" yo' garbage. I "recognotize" yo' voice. You sound like my old lady. You goat-headed, chicken-eyed mama's boy. You city slicker. You bird-brain. Yo' name Dave? Dave, you oughta call yo'self ****-for-brains. Yo' Aunt Maybelline prob'ly wear a butt anyway, so forget it 'den. I'll reach through this phone, stick a piece 'a duct tape to yo' *** and rip it off. I used to be a drill sargeant . . . . You step one foot in my office and I'll make you drop and do 100 pushups. I'll "urinize" in yo' gas tank. I'll "pilferize" yo' garbage. I "recognotize" yo' voice. You sound like my old lady. You goat-headed, chicken-eyed mama's boy. You city slicker. You bird-brain. Yo' name Dave? Dave, you oughta call yo'self ****-for-brains. I think you've forgotten your looney meds for the day..... ur a monkey | 