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Is this the new Oath of Enlistment for the Air Force? |
OATHS OF ENLISTMENT All persons, upon entering Military Service and upon reenlistment, are required to take the Oath of Enlistment. At one time, the Oath of Enlistment was the same for all services. Due to changes in both society and the differing Military Branches, the Oath has undergone marked change and has been specifically tailored to each branch of the Military and their specific function. Here are the latest versions of the Oath of Enlistment as recently released by the Joint Chiefs of Staff: US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT "I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me, and because I am afraid of water over waist-deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training", I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, Lazy-Boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So Help Me God!" ____________________ Signature ____________________ Date Hihihihihihihihihi funny again, best of luck I was just wondering when you would get around to the US Air Force. OH and please don't forget about the National Guard, after all they are Military also. That's rough and after all the free training they gave you for those wonderful 24 years that you Sponged of them. TSK TSK. Well one good thing about you as a person. you do read peoples answers to your questions. see ya. I don't know what Air Force you've been around, but I live on an Air Force base and none of that stands true. The Air Force don't just "sit behind a desk." They go out and do many things ranging from airplane maintenance to actually flying the planes. They also have PT tests that they have to pass and many squadrons make their troops do long runs every morning before work or after. They don't just do a "bike-riding test," they have to run miles, pull-ups, and all other forms of exercises to test their physical fitness. They also don't go home early, a lot of them have to stay at work for hours overtime. Many of them also have to work 12 hour shifts for 6 days a week. I could make a long list against your ignorant oath you drafted out, but I don't have the time to waste on you. I don't know where you get your facts from, but maybe you should take a closer look into the Air Force before you actually diss them. Please move to Mexico you anti-American bastard. Thank You You just keep making all kinds of new friends. Num Nutz!! Go back where you came from! |
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