A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.
"Do you want it hot or cold?"
Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It was going too fast for her to get on.
A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, "Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?" The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, "Is this it?" "No, " was the reply from the blonde carpenter, "mine had a pencil behind it."
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her she cant come out till she sits in the corner Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She comes out and says she found the corner
A blonde says to a brunette, "Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt."
The brunette says, "Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup."
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK." i did find the corner, thanks LMAO THATS FUNNY
Heres mine!
Blonde Guy
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.
You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!
ByE bYe lol! good ones! nice 1 I love it!!!!! I think I have been 2 of those peeps. lol I got a good one also,
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer
screen."
The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do not have
curtains.... "
And the blonde said: "Helloooo.............I've got
Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" asome lol you get a * lol
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Doughnut seeds!" WOW !!!!!!!!!!!
I think I must star You up !!!!
Aaron. HAHAHAH
i LOVE BLONDE JOKES yes very funny
try this one.....
how do you make a blonde go blind
put her behind a windscreen
he he he haha lol Lmao.. those were funny! Very funny! cool jokes, i havent heard a blonde joke in ages. some were
some weren't
funny that is. you get better hun, hehehe
Have a star
xxxxxxxxx Good ones!!
:o) Ha ha a few more blonde moments!!
:-))) Hahahahaaaa, you always make me laugh hun. Another good one. can always count on you to make me laugh! | 