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How to hide your crotch when biking? |
How do you hide a bulge during biking? I wear soccer shorts (right above the knee) an Ive tried under armor, briefs, and loose fitting boxers. I feel like everyone is looking at it. You wear soccer shorts and you think someone can see something? You could hide a ham in those things and no one would know! People are looking at you... only because of those gansta shorts not what's in 'em! Don't let them get caught in your chain. No one's looking. Seems like you're really focused on your own crotch. If you have a big schlong, be proud of it and show the world! No one is looking. Most bikers wear biker shorts, which are a pair of spandex shorts with some sort of padding in the crotch area to help protect your "goods." You get used to it after a while . If you're worried that people are looking at you while you're riding... either get over it... or pedal faster. :) take off the soccer shorts get a pair of cycling shorts nobody is looking i want them to look! Over time, cyclists lose all sense of modesty. I used to carry a thin pair of shorts to put on over my spandex if I had to go to the quicky mart. Now I know (as noted before) that no one is looking. Also, we spit, shoot snot down wind (being sure there is no rider) and relieve ourselves in the woods. Cycling is very primal. Have fun! |
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