Can you imagine Christ's Chopper?

My Auntie Pauline is always saying "Christ on a bike!" whenever I ask her why all those strange men come to her house dressed in scuba gear.

Did Christ really have a bike? And if so, was it a Chopper?

I think he had a bike with 3 saddles, like The Goodies had. One for the Father, one for the Son, and one for the Holy Ghost.

Yeah. A 1970's raleigh chopper, with three speed gears which had a lever to shift them, and tassles on the handlebars.

What a silly question

I'm afraid they had no motorized vehicles of any kind 2,000 years ago. Today he would probably reject the Chopper in place of a Wing Gold.

lol

Man... word! Lots of really cool yet bizarre ground effects.

Wheels optional

When you used the word chopper i thought you meant something else, but you probably intended that didn't you.

I'd think He'd have a superbike. Hayabusa maybe?