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What would be some good events at the illegal alien olympics,,,which countries would be represented?



Mexico would salways have the dominant team naturally,,,ex,,,,strawberry picking,,,,,pity whoring,,,,,,how many can you fit in one housing,,,,,,highway bmx bike froggering,,,,home depot soliciting,,,,,,anchor baby clean and press ,,,any more eventy ideas

Q. Do you know why there are no good Mexican Olympians?

A. All those who could either run, jump or swim are already in the US.
The fence climb, pitch black tunnel running, the confined space squeeze in, how many benifits can you claim and the pretend to be english race.
How about a taco toss?
first off screw you for your racial comment & here we go i'm going to hell cause i'm cuban american(born here family cuban)
pole vaulting would be mexicans i mean come on can you just imagine that! and of course cubans would win rowing & swimming events!(if my family sees this i'd be disowned!) they'd even win the martial arts events, after traveling 90 miles on an inner tube to get to the keys to have a border patrol standing in the way of the dry foot policy believe me you'll see some flying kicks!
dodge a minutman's bullet, fence hopping. these are things I am very good at. don't hate. Mexicans are the best.


Viva Mexico!
How about tunnel digging team and solo.....box cutter plane hijacking......raft overcrowding for time and distance.....stowaway evasive action skills, for gaining access, not getting caught, and not starving to death on a 6 month ocean voyage living in the lifeboat....
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