Can Someone Explain This Joke To Me?

If you are easily offended then it might not be for you but anyway....

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Following the uproar surrounding the teddy bear being named Mohammed, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of the Caribbean......

sorry i'm a little slow. Also cos you are nice and have come to help me, here is a joke:
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

lol

i dont get it either

People in the carribean are black, sooty is another word to being black.

lol!!!!
good motto

What is the colour of soot?What colour are people from the caribbean?

Ha Ha, like the bicycle theory! (Because of the nick name that sooty could be used for i'd imagine)

it's a bit un p.c but quite funny made me smile oh dear should i admit that
sooty is a nickname for a black person is that put p.c enough not to offend ??

thats a quality joke!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

just think
of

'thou shal not steal'
xx

sooty means black and people in the carribean are black lol the joke is funny and the bike motto thing funny but irrelivant to the question ;p

If God doesn't answer your prayer then I suppose it means you can take matters into your own hand.
Because you can always ask for forgiveness.

i like the bike joke but didnt think the other was funny

The joke means that if god doesn't work the way when you pray for a bike, then the other way is to pray for forgiveness when you steal the bike.