"A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his
Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he
realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how
to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further
and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief
looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of
natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a
bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and
kills them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so
how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
ENJOY YOUR DAY and remember to keep off the roads when riding
somebody else's bicycle. Ha ha ha i dont see any mat rempits here? are they hiding under his mom skirt? yes i have 1. Honda Wave 100cc, dark blue colour. It's good to bike to pasar malam and jalan-jalan sometimes... Such a bad title for such a good joke Great joke. made me smile for a while now after a boring day. Nice joke! I have a scooter. Limited power for mat rempit. | 