I don't remember you ever beating Lance Armstrong" said the journalist. "When was that?"
"In the seventh stage of the Tour de France in 2002, I beat him over the head with my water bottle - but he still won the tour
What is the cheapest type of bicycle you can buy?
A penny-farthing
A cyclist was stopped by customs. "What's in the bags?", asked the officer, pointing to his panniers. "Sand," said the cyclist. "let me take a look", said the cop. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, refilled the bags, and continued across the border.
A week later, the same thing happened, and continued every week for a year, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear.
A few months later, the cop saw the cyclist living it up downtown. "You sure had us foxed", said the cop. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - but what was it you were smuggling he said Bicycles! ha ha ha funny NOT funny. I don't get the last one about the sand could someone please explain it to me please.
EDIT ----- I still don't find the last one funny smuggling bicycles....not funny might sound daft but i dont get the last one I dont get it or it's not funny (the last one) First one- hahahaha. Great.
Second one- bit predictable really.
Third one- blank vacant expression. I don't get it. not that funny the last one was a little funny So that many didn't get it? Hope you guy's aren't US residents! Good stuff!!!
A little on the old side though!
I've got some real side spliters but I get enough violation notices as it is?
EDIT: Jokes VERY similar to these can be found at:
http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/bi...
VERY, VERY similar eh? cam the joker? ? ?
. I love the sand one! That's brilliant! First and second, eh... not the best. The third one was good! I'm retelling that one! | 