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Sign of the times ???? |
> > > > Spotted in a toilet of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE > > > FLOOR BELOW. > > > > > > In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR > > > CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. > > > > > > In a department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. > > > > > > In an office: WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY > > > PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. > > > > > > In an office lunchroom: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE > > > TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD. > > > > > > Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING > > > > MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL > > > BARGAIN? > > > > > > Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS. > > > > > > Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR. > > > > > > Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T > > > KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR. > > > > > > Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR > > > FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. > > > > > > Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU > > > > HOW TO GET LESSONS. > > > > > > On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON > > > > THE DOOR; THE BELL DOESN'T WORK). > > > HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! (Thanks for a good laugh) Those are so cool. I hope they're originals. why are you asking that common sense is now noted on signs because of frivolous lawsuits I thought this had to do with Jesus's second coming at first and I guess in a way it does. People are way too concerned about work and don't spend any time with their families. They're losing their minds. My dad is extremely intelligent and he can point out stupidity in almost every place we go. It is a sign of the times - literally and figuratively. Sorry if this doesn't answer your question. For further reference on this subject, go to www.askmrhcristian.com.... Have a great day! Those are aboslutely adorable. Seen in a Shop. Please don't ask for credit as a smack in the mouth often offends. |
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