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A Market Research Field operative.....? |
..was standing in a supermarket by the shelf holding various oil and water based "lubricants". Whenever somebody selected a product, either his own or a competing brand, he would ask a few questions, one of which was "what do you use this product for?" He got some red-face and far-fetched answers: "I've found this is very good for oiling my bicycle chain". "It buff's up my leather sofa very nicely" "It's a good selant on a leaky window until I get around to proper repairs". until: "Oh we use it during sex" "Really? Would you mind giving a few more details?" "Sure - we smear it all over the bedroom door-handle top stop our four-year-old from creeping in on us in the middle of the night." Very good, lol Or you could use it on the inside to stop someone getting out!! good 1 lol 10/10 ooh, again, haven't heard that for a week I like it in fact I like it a lot very funny..lol Lol I feared when I started to read this that it was going to be the old one about the bloke who didn't know the difference between KY and putty. All his windows fell out. |
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