A Market Research Field operative.....?

..was standing in a supermarket by the shelf holding various oil and water based "lubricants". Whenever somebody selected a product, either his own or a competing brand, he would ask a few questions, one of which was "what do you use this product for?"
He got some red-face and far-fetched answers:
"I've found this is very good for oiling my bicycle chain".
"It buff's up my leather sofa very nicely"
"It's a good selant on a leaky window until I get around to proper repairs".

until:

"Oh we use it during sex"
"Really? Would you mind giving a few more details?"
"Sure - we smear it all over the bedroom door-handle top stop our four-year-old from creeping in on us in the middle of the night."

Very good, lol Or you could use it on the inside to stop someone getting out!!

good 1 lol 10/10
ooh, again, haven't heard that for a week
I like it in fact I like it a lot
very funny..lol
Lol
I feared when I started to read this that it was going to be the old one about the bloke who didn't know the difference between KY and putty.
All his windows fell out.

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