Are this jokes funny~~!!!!!!!!!!star if u like it~~!!!!!!!!!!?

Paul's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :

"Paul seems to be a very bright boy,



but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "



The mother wrote back the next day :



" If you find a solution, please advise.



I have the same problem with his father ! "

joke2

When I was young I used to pray for a bike,



then I realized that God doesn't work that way,



so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.


joke 3

The police car, its siren blaring, raced in front of a speeding car and forced
it to stop.

A heavily built policeman got out and walked over.

Your name, please?. asked the policeman, taking out his notebook and pen.

Certainly, officer, replied the driver: "It's Horatio Xerxes Laertes Idomeneus
Aeneas Asclepius Iphicles Menoeceus Memnon Philoctetes Tyndareus Hylas..."

The policeman thought for a moment, then looked at his notebook, shook
his head and said: I'll just give you a warning this time, don't break the
speed limit again...

lol, i like the second one, but the other 2 aren't funny, so you don't get a star.

I actually liked the jokes. It's funny.. I especially liked the second one :)

joke1:
funny? no....

joke2:
no...

joke3:
no...

sorry...

2nd cracks me up 2 thumps up

They were great told me hole family them and they couldnt stop laughing lol!

gr8 jokes....

yawn really though yawn

The first and the third ones were hilarious..keep them coming..starred

like those
they deserve a star

no, not funny