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Why are men " begging me to read " Glamour magazine ???? |
I was in the gym on the bike and pedaling away and there was a " Glamour Magazine " on the bike in front of me. It said, " 100 secrets men are begiing you to read " !!! What the heck is that all about ???????? I didnt know you guys were begging me !!!! ( It looked like it was dripping with lust... I was freaking afraid to read it ) ....phew ......... Somebody just elucidate on the highlights... so I dont have to read it...prayerfully that is.....................plz Don't waste your time.There aren't 100 things.It's 50 variations of 2,and they're far from secret.They're just things most of us pretend we don't really know because we don't want to do them.Forget you ever saw that and pray for the women that think they're going to learn something new.Pray even harder for the ones that actually DO learn something new.Have some chocolate instead.Much better for you and more pleasurable,too.Chocolate isn't the one that's a substitute! Source(s): I'm married,that's what.For the second time,too.I should really just buy more chocolate... If its in Glamour magazine, its basically what men want in bed, and what they want/dont want in a girl. The most summarized answer I've made in a week. so you learn how to please your man. Basically what we want for you to do when you are around us. Not necessarily sexual but just a was of teaching you the ropes. Example: Sunday is Football day and not a day to go out to some relatives house. It is a day for the buddies and beer. You go to your friends house and do not call. Oh, that's Glamour for you. They have sex techniques every month. When I first read your question, I thought the last sentence said, "Somebody just ejaculated on the highlights . . . "! Anyway, you get the idea. If they are, they're shallow a$$holes. Those kind of magazines try to decieve women into thinking that the only attention that they will ever get is for reasons of sexual desire, and that for that reason they might as well capitalize on it. They are begging you to read it and get caught up in the quizzes so they can watch a football game uninterrupted ! |
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