Slashed tires, mormons?

last week some mormons came to my house on bikes, well while i was at the door talking to them my sister snuck around the side of the house and slashed their tires. when i closed the door she told me and i was like crap, what do i do? so i just locked the doors. well they went away, didn't even knock on the door again but i'm feeling guilty now. should i try to contact them and write an apology letter or should i just offer them my sister so that they can make her one of their wives? please help me!

i have the same problem, i would offer them your sister so that they can have another wife, then they will leave you alone

If you fail to report your sister to the police, you could be charged as accessory after the fact to the crime. If the Mormons contacted the police they would have knocked on your door by now. You could also be held liable to the Mormons for the cost of the tires and so forth in civil court. Pretty dumb move on your sister's part.

If you come forward you both could be made to pay for their tires and be charged with vandalism. Pretty dumb move on your sisters part. Mormons don't usually take more than one wife (one costs plenty as it is), and although it sounds like you would be better off without your Idiot Sister, I would'nt turn her in over a couple bicycle tires to the Police. Giving her up to the Mormons for a "Wife" seems appealing, but may only just punish those poor Mormons a whole lot more, her being a Moron and all. I would just tell your parents and let them figure out what should be done to your sister. Sounds like she needs a butt warming session.

If I ever saw anyone (sister or stranger) do such a thing I'd call the cops right then and there. That kind of behavior I don't tolerate. I'm guessing you're still young, so best method is to tell your parents, let them beat some sense into your sister and make her pay it back.
Whatever you do, don't let her get away with it. She has got to learn a lesson by paying for her crime.

I think your suggestion of offering your sister to be in a polygamist marriage in exchange for damaged and vandalized tires is a brilliant idea...NOT.

Ohh you're funny, great answer -bj. It was so funny, I forgot to laugh. I bet you never even experienced a bj in your life.