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1. What do you call a chav in a box?

innit.

2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted

3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. What do you call a chav on fire?

Blazin'

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint go-faster stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?

Can I have a Big Mac please.

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand

15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville?

Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A Nova seats 5

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?

None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the chav take a shower?

He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.

22. Why did the Chav cross the road?

To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college?

The cleaner.

24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?

Society.

25. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales . As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerichgw... they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asks the blonde employee, "Before we order, could ou settle an
argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are.. very slowly?"

The blonde girl leans over the counter and says,

"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing

LOL.funny.

What is a chav? For all us Americans.
not funny at all!
I just mentally replaced chav with my own racial slur and found it quite funny.
how do u say chav in english please? or should i say:

howa you'sa say chav een'a eengleesh pleesh?
heard them before
is this suppose to be funny

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