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Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me"... Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!" When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness... A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?" "I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine......... I always get better with age... The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar..." Innkeeper: The room is $15... a night... It's $5... if you make your own bed... Guest: I'll make my own bed... Innkeeper: Good... I'll get you some nails and wood... In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens... In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens... In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen... You are on another big roll today. You really do know how to make people laugh. lol Very good?? Those aren't that great I mean a couple made me giggle but thanks anyway! i like it so cute and yet so true very funny realy reallly funny, made me laugh, lol hahaha hilarious xxxx..... igive u a star |
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